i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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