it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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