I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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