He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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