its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
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He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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