I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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