how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
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There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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