I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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