Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
