So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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