I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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