I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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