Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
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We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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