brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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