There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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