I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
The air taste purple.
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