Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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