I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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