so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
