Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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