420 ftw
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
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