Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
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I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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