eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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