school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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