Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Alive.
So much puke
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Randomize
