You surviving the open bar?
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i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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