My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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