If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'm gonna have a badass scar
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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