What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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