i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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