just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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