PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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