mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
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Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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