How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
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he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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