I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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