He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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