I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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