I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
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I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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