This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Randomize
