There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
