she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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