i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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