We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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