She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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