belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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