Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I think a kid would responsible me up
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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