I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
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