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• (818): View more from California

  Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?

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• (415): View more from California

  mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you

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• (510): View more from California

  dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?

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• (631): View more from New York

  i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  She's the barista slut.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants

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