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yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.

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(209): yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room. http://tfl.nu/6bc3

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Where??

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Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry

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(323): Where?? (310): Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry http://tfl.nu/dekj

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(314): View more from Missouri

96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks

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(314): 96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks http://tfl.nu/s1i2

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(417): View more from Missouri

He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...

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(417): He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night... http://tfl.nu/cdml

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(651): View more from Minnesota

She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.

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(651): She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can. http://tfl.nu/7y77

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(614): View more from Ohio

There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.

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(614): There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs. http://tfl.nu/ysqt

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Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.

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(513): Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night. http://tfl.nu/vga8

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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library

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(949): I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library http://tfl.nu/heel

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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool

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(724): at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool http://tfl.nu/z0fe

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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers

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(905): I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers http://tfl.nu/jbgt

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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.

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(570): Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window. http://tfl.nu/lqfg

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When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.

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(780): When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend. http://tfl.nu/go1c

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He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.

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The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.

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(859): He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it. (859): The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders. http://tfl.nu/g672

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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward

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(248): Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward http://tfl.nu/e7xn

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Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.

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(651): Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year. http://tfl.nu/7b82

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