Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
why is half of my head shaved?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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