All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
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Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover