Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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