Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I supernannyed him into submission
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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