Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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