Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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