Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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My vagina just recognized that song.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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