This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
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Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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