im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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